TOULOUSE, July 1st to 4th 2011..part 2
"By the 3rd Roundabout, the Magic had worn off. So had Dan's shirt. Later to be followed by the rest of his clothes."
"Smiles, Grimaces and Winces. No, not three of our players, but pain and pleasure."
"Back - Chris Salt, Andy Ferguson, Dan Griffin, Gary Mason, Terry Griffin, David Livermore.
front - Steve Luckhurst, Nick Brown, Andrew Livermore, Owen Voice, David Smith."
"Smithy, MOM, scored 70'ish which on the deathtrap of a wicket was deserving a ton."
"Cheap, Cheap laughs. Cheep Cheep ?"
"Following his Brussels effort, Nick'Brian Jacks'Brown beats his own. Record that is."
"Lego-before-wicket. ha ha ha. Not.
Alternate ankle crushers followed by throat balls. Nice. Not."
"The outfield was universally acknowledged as the worst ever seen. Let alone played on!"
"Crap shoes merge with Crap outfield"
"Oh Crap!"
"This place is just toilet."
"That's a trough call Smithy."
"You're having a turkish!"
"Mr C comforts Fergie who's just heard he will have to bat on plastic."
"Tourists glad not to have my angle of Salty's short shorts."
"Snug."
"Potentially an accident waiting....."
"...to happen.
Oops.
Hence the camera was ready for the inevitable carnage."
"Messy, but after an hours' wandering around the streets (as we tend to do) it was good."
"But too much Chef's special dressing on the lettuce though...."