MALTA, July 2nd to 5th 2010..part 3
"Sleeping Beu....er, Sweaty"
"Nelly's One for the Ladies"
"Silly Suckers"
"Years of practice enable lollies to have very little chance of survival"
"Man of the Match My Arse!"
"Smithy certainly looking like 'One'
"I was more interested in the next sign, the 'No Boomerangs'...
"The Only Englishmen, etc etc....except that Mr C claims to be Welsh..."
"Dwarfs excitement at winning the World Cup"
"After 4 hours walking the streets, it was time to hit the steps"
"Four in the back was less than easy"
"The 4kg Trophy we brought back"
"Tickets at €0.93 were a bargin, if a little awkwardly priced"
"Unfortunately no free beer on the HMS Lowenbrau"
"If you think my back is sweaty...you should see the front" "Titanic it isn't"
"Put your arms out straight, it won't hurt, but you may feel a little prick"
"At the Bell-End of Valletta"
"Salty posing as a 10 year old boy snared an old boy with a Man-Bag"
"Inga - Competent with a nice Smile"
"It's her job to smile"
"Three nights in a row we saw those teeth"
"You were working as a waitress in a cock-tail bar, when I met you....."