MALTA, July 2nd to 5th 2010..part 1
"Smithy fails to impress the ladies by getting out his big pink ball"
"Lets get Physical, Physical, I wanna get Physical....Let me hear your body talk"
"Really?, you don't say...oh, you just did"
"But if we go that way it's downhill AND in the shade"
"Usual suspects"
"Cashpoint at the Cashpoint"
"Mirror, Mirror..."
"I've just killed 3 Aliens!"
"Livers' standards have dropped in the last twelve months - see Lisbon"
"Brown Shorts are the "in" thing."
"Mr C cannot believe those Uruguguguayans"
"Mr Salt sends Voicey into a fit after stating 'They are Laws, not rules'"
"Mr C finds his long-lost left knacker"
"We've got the whole world in our hands..."
"The Pooh Pooh Platter"
"Livers bored of endless meandering round the streets finds solace in a car matching his personality"