LISBON, July 3rd to 6th 2009..part 3
"Beefy's head was soon to be replaced by Mike TV's"
"God finds his younger brother"
"Mr Jeremy began to get concerned with the offer of a good spooning"
"Lisbon double act "Hirsute and Handsome" -
"The 'Big Ship' sails into harbour"
"El Tel milks the applause for a career best 2-for - including the greater spotted Ronaldo"
"BFT the "Closer of Cartaxo"
"The Maltese Pidgeon that is Mr Scerri took us to victory - after the previous days abject failure"
"Dusty Springfield"
"Anyone seen me'an-Bag?"
"'PC' is this big"
"Ah, look at those chubbu cheekies"
"Fudgie really enjoyed his White Russian - think his name was Alexei"
"5am.....
"Miles says he can see for Miles. Ten say they can only see one Mile(s)"
"Pick up your balls and load up your cannons" (especially for AC/DC fans)
"This years' 'one for the ladies, Mr Sherry."
"What do you mean you didn't notice the colourful characters in the background"
"Hands up who's looking at her butt"
"Spotty trying to steal Lisbon's day-time TV favourite's ring before coming a cropper with her fiance'"
"What?, she held my hand? - let me see the pic!" - she was holding it as he looked s-c-a-r-y
"Liver's fingers a young Lady's ring"
"So you want one Zoom, one Fab and one 99 with chopped nuts?"
"Wind-swept wrap-over hair style is a vision of the future"
"My hand is bigger than my head"
"Jeff Lynne has an electronics firm in Lisbon"
"MR C considers the deal or no deal option"
"Ron Jeremy and Toolbag Ted (from Birkenhead) have an idea"