LISBON, July 3rd to 6th 2009..part 2
"GM's longest stand with Smudger this summer"
"Smith actually looks shot to pieces here, but went on to score a great ton"
"Felleini"
"Mike TV - possessor of one of the few remaining LMCC shirts that still fit their owner"
"This was just after Tel's foot fell off and woke him up"
"Having worked 10 years beyond retirement age, Tel's starting to struggle to neck 20 cans of Super Bock in an afternoon"
"Having Flayed the F-ing Germans in Munich, Hazy contemplates Lashing the Lisbo's around the park - he scored 3."
"It was good to have Gladstone on tour with us in case one of our strike bowlers picked up an injury"
"Is that a coke can in your pocket or are you pleased to see me"
"Hank Marvin and his best buddy"
"Sadly the camera broke when Dan's hands let go of the Sombrero, only to find it 'still hanging' (the Sombrero that is)"
"Liverspot - this seasons' Club Captain - who's last 4 tour innings have totalled <10 runs. He's actually taken more wickets than runs!"
"Smudger's 104 is the lowest ton ever on tour. Rubbish"
"A.CC's Captain (also Portugal's Captain) tries to avoid looking at the bulge in Salty's Shorts"
"Salty uses a technique from Lord of the Rings to ensure the Opposing Captain look's like a hobbit"
"It's when you see pictures like this that you are so glad you were elsewhere"
"Rigamortis sets into one of these members of the Jackson Five"
"Smudger Smith strokes his Big, Huge, Super Bock Banjo"
"Looking more like the 'Gruffalo', Liverspot's Mr.C portrait was still a close resemblance"
"With Shops' dodgey HamString a concern, Mr Plate's bushy eye brows meant he was a shoe-in replacement"
"It say's here, press button for 'fuzz' - Hazy and Smithy were soon to get more than they bargained for...and not a peep show!
"Amazing to see what effect years of beer and curry can have on a couple of 25 year olds"
"Nelly hopes the Kinder Egg has a car in it"
"Colin Lloyd lifts the PDC World Darts Trophy"