LISBON, July 3rd to 6th 2009..part 1
"Ch'easy' Jet"
"The collective weight of Manor Talent at the rear of the plane meant we wheelied all the way..."
"I wasn't asleep, honest" - Mr Reynolds' prepares to kiss tarmac."
"Having managed to find a spare seat in a little room with it's own sink and mirror, Nelly smuggles out Stevie P in his pocket"
"Having a Fine Time"
"Within seconds of sitting down we were ambushed by street sellers, selling all sorts of rubbish......
"...and they'll only cost €5.......(but not when the €5 fine is added)"
"Perhaps I should have worn these when I gave Vaughney out!"
"They told me that this hat would improve my chances of not doing anything at all this tour"
"Mr and Mrs Caterpillar much prefered the 'Balmy' Lisbon evenings to those back home"
"FDD kissing a Duck" "I must of mis-heard - I'm sure he said for €5 he could get me a good ...."
"Peter lags behind Davey, Micky and Mike"
"Amazing what a few sherberts do to a couple of herberts"
"To avoid the pushers and the prossies, Mr C plays Possum"
"Nelly and Dan find the Possum and take it back to the hotel"
"The lads jumped on the Possum thinking it was a Beaver"